Avocados are extra!They are extra-satisfying when spread on a piece of toast! They make an extra-yummy dip for your chips! They're also extra-easy to tell when they're ripe!This particular Avocado has extra-extra! Extra cuddles compared to your average avocado... and extra-avocadoness compared to your average giant plush!
Owls: Skilled predators! Wizened creatures of infinite knowledge! Cute as a button! Fashionable trend-setters? Totally! Even the most baby-like of owls know how to put themselves together. The colors! The carefully preened feathers! That hairdo! Stunning. This Baby Owl inspires even as it works on its fine motor skills and the alphabet.
Working dogs are the best! They will happily herd your sheep and then lick your face! They will save Little Timmy, that poor chap always stuck in the wrong end of a well! They can walk on their hind legs in a tutu for your applause and delight!Of these, the most capable canine with a calling is the mighty Cerberus! This triple-noggined pup keeps the inhabitants of Hades from crossing back over the River Styx and does a darn fine job! How many formerly-dead ancient Greeks have you seen walking around the mall recently? None? Me neither!What does this mean for you? After a long day on guard dog duty, this doggie just want to be like all other doggies - cuddling up with a loving owner, getting its three heads petted and finagling a spot on the bed. Who's a good boy? You are!
Sometimes you need the refreshing taste of minty toothpaste to really wake up in the morning. Not working? How about some minty iced coffee, minty cool air, or that hipster down the hall who calls herself Minty instead of Mindy because she's cool like that? There's only one thing that will do the trick every time: a minty hug. From a minty friend. With many minty teal arms - or are those legs? Anyhow!! This adorable cephalopod's sweet smile and invigorating attitude will be the breath of fresh air we need!
Love is real! It exists! And it can be whatever love means to you! Soft, floofyness? Yes indeed! Rom-coms? Totally! Horror flicks? Sure, why not. Horrific elder gods from the dawn of time? Ummm...okay! Isn't love great?
Oh Squishable Ladybug, red is certainly your color! I can't imagine anyone else pulling off that flashy ensemble as well as you. What's your secret? Oh you say years of confidence training, self-esteem, and a life filled with acceptance, compassion, and self-validation? My goodness, that sounds intense. How about I just mimic your red and black polka dot jacket instead.
I know two things about Llamas: they're fuzzy, and they spit at people. But wait! Actually, Llamas DON'T spit at people! They spit at OTHER LLAMAS to establish dominance and hierarchy in the herd and stuff! Are you a Llama? No? Then no need to worry about being caught in the crossfire. Lucky for you and the Squishable Little Llama, the likelihood of that happening is very low. She's a rare version where BOTH sides of the matchup are dominant, and only warm and fluffy cuddles are necessary to keep it that way.
Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick from a tree. You can't smear it all over your face to improve collagen production. But so what? What this little cousin to the big Comfort Food Avocado lacks in organic chemistry, it makes up in longevity! This Avocado will never turn brown! It will always remain at the perfect level of softness no matter how long you leave it out on the counter! You can rest assured that while your roommate may snag it for some snuggles, he will not smoosh it up into guacamole! Probably!
You're a hip person with a hip taste in breakfast foods! And you're way too get-up-and-go to have time for a full platter of the hip breakfast you deserve. Might I offer a Mini slice of Avocado Toast, on-the-go? Whether you have photo-worthy motivations in mind, or you just really love the indulgent taste of avocado and wheat products, this is the realistic breakfast for those who need their fill of fashionable cuddles in the morning!
You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization! Now comes the fun part - showing him everything he's missed by being a blurry recluse! Bigfoot has never been to a proper ice cream parlor! Bigfoot has never once sniffed the intoxicating smell of freshly baked cookies! Bigfoot hasn't even seen that certain sci-fi trilogy with the spaceship co-pilot who looks suspiciously like him! What are you waiting for? Welcome Bigfoot to modern life with a big hug!
Despite their bright colors and affable demeanor, Budgies are actually masters of espionage! You might think it endearing (albeit slightly annoying) that the letter casually thrown on your table is now finely shredded and woven into a cozy nest. But what you DON'T know is that letter was carefully intercepted by your feathered friend. It is undeniably adorable when your little 'keet repeats what you said while talking to your mother on the phone, but REALLY they're practicing for their eventual debriefing at some unknown and mysterious bird-centric agency. Don't believe me? Take a peek underneath your budgie's cuttlebone and you'll find an assortment of tiny eveningwear, with tastefully matched ties and matching tiny boots. Or maybe not, and your budge is just a sweet bird friend, with no ulterior motives. Sure.